maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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