If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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