oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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