If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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