the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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