i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
