After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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