I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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