Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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