forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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