He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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