I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
is wine microwaveable?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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