I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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