I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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