When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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