dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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