I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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