YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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