We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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