.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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