i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
