didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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