tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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