why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
operation have a gay friend backfired
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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