can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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