my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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