She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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