I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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