ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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