Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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