I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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