i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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