But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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