Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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