New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I love you. Go after that dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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