Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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