On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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