If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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