it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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