Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
