Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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