it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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