I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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