so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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