i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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