I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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