You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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