im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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