I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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