what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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