I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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