someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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