I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I'm really busy with my period
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