Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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